A close friend of mine called Tim told me this ridiculous tale of what happened to him a couple of months back…
Tim fancied this girl (Lily) who was apparently drop-dead gorgeous.
He’d heard through the grapevine that she was quite into him, and she was hoping to see him out that night!
After pre-drinking at a Wetherspoons, Tim joined the queue for Digital.
He saw Lily in the queue up ahead; result!
However, his joy was to be short-lived as she got almost immediately turned away at the door even after protesting to the bouncer that her ID wasn’t a fake.
Her and her buddies walked away and Tim was left to enter the club, obviously devastated.
Towards the end of the night, he saw Lily dancing with her friends; she had managed to get in!
He staggered towards her, showing off his very best dance moves. Not long afterwards, they got a taxi back to her place…
Our friend Tim, woke up the next morning next to her, happy as Larry.
Taking in his surroundings, he noticed a picture on the bedside table.
It was a photo of Lily, except…there were two of her in the photograph.
Underneath it had an inscription with the words: “To my beautiful twin sister…from Lily xx”.
Five seconds later, the door opened and Lily walked in.
What a chump.