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Erling Haaland Isn’t That Good

It’s opinions like these that make my parents regret not putting me up for adoption. But listen, if you’ve made it to even just this sentence without spitting on this…

From Whitehawk to the World Cup: The Story of Imran Kayani

Playing in the 7th tier of English football on a pitch more suited for a blue run at a ski resort than a football pitch, to playing in a world…